These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never
have anything to do with women again.
They were best friends and they
decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never
look at a woman
again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us
enough supplies to last two men for one
year." The trader got the gear
together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole
in it with fur
around the hole.
The guys asked "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you
might need this."
They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
The trader said,"Well, take the boards with you, and if you don't use
them I'll refund your money next year. "Okay,"
they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me
enough supplies to last one man for one
year." The trader said "Weren't
you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I shot him" said the guy.
"Why?"
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
