Women's vocab... translated for men.
Keywords and their meaning.
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right
about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine
to describe how a woman looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash,
so I feel that
an even trade.
This means something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care". You will
get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement
by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are
one of the few
that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is
to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh,
let me get
Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If
she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.
you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out
the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh"
as the lead to a sentence usually signifies
that you are caught in a lie. Do
not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go
ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself
This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can say to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often
with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go
Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and
going to be in some mighty big time trouble.
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever
have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks
A Lot" when
is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to
what is wrong
after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".