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*     We need                                                          =    I want
*     It's your  decision                                           =    The correct decision  should be
                                                                                    obvious by now                                             *    Do what you want                                            =    You"ll pay for this later
*    We need to talk                                                =    I need to complain
*    Sure... go ahead                                               =     I don't want you to
*    I'm not upset                                                    =    Of course I'm upset, you moron !
*    Your'e certainly attentive tonight                     =     Is sex all you ever think about ?
*    I'm not emotional ! And I'm not overreactiv    =     I've got my period
*    Be romantic, turn out the lights                        =     I have flabby thights
*    This kitchen is so inconvenient                         =     I want a new house
*    I want new curtains                                           =    and carpeting and furniture,and
*    I need wedding shoes                                         =    the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
*    Hang the picture there                                       =     NO,I mean hang it there
*    I heard a noise                                                   =     I noticed you where almost asleep
*    Do you love me ?                                               =     I'm going to ask for something
*    How much do you love me ?                              =     I did something today you're really not
                                                                                       going to like
*     I'll be ready in a minute                                    =     Kick off your shoes and find a good
                                                                                       game on TV
*     Is my butt fat ?                                                 =     Tell me I am beautiful
*     You have to learn to communicate                    =    Just agree with me
*     Are you listening to me !?                                  =    ( Too late,you're dead )
*     Yes                                                                     =     No
*      No                                                                     =     No
*      Maybe                                                               =     No
*      I'm sorry                                                           =     You'll be sorry
*      Do you like this recipe ?                                    =     It's easy to fix,so you'd better get
                                                                                         used to it
*      Was that the baby ?                                           =     Why don't you get out of bed and
                                                                                         walk him until he goes to sleep .
*      I'm not yelling !                                                 =     Yes I am yelling,because I think this
                                                                                         is important
*      All we're going to buy is a soap dish                  =      It goes without saying that we're
                                                                                          stopping at the cosmetics
                                                                                          department,the shoe department,
                                                                                           I need to look at a few new purses,
                                                                                           and those pink sheets would look
                                                                                           great in the bedroom and did you
                                                                                           bring your checkbook ?