* We need
= I want
* It's your decision
= The correct decision should be
obvious by now
* Do what you want
= You"ll pay for this later
* We need to talk
= I need to complain
* Sure... go ahead
= I don't want you to
* I'm not upset
= Of course I'm upset, you moron !
* Your'e certainly attentive tonight
= Is sex all you ever think about ?
* I'm not emotional ! And I'm not overreactiv
= I've got my period
* Be romantic, turn out the lights
= I have flabby thights
* This kitchen is so inconvenient
= I want a new house
* I want new curtains
= and carpeting and furniture,and
* I need wedding shoes
= the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
* Hang the picture there
= NO,I mean hang it there
* I heard a noise
= I noticed you where almost asleep
* Do you love me ?
= I'm going to ask for something
* How much do you love me ?
= I did something today you're really not
going to like
* I'll be ready in a minute
= Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on TV
* Is my butt fat ?
= Tell me I am beautiful
* You have to learn to communicate
= Just agree with me
* Are you listening to me !?
= ( Too late,you're dead )
* I'm sorry
= You'll be sorry
* Do you like this recipe ?
= It's easy to fix,so you'd better get
used to it
* Was that the baby ?
= Why don't you get out of bed and
walk him until he goes to sleep .
* I'm not yelling !
= Yes I am yelling,because I think this
* All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're
stopping at the cosmetics
department,the shoe department,
I need to look at a few new purses,
and those pink sheets would look
great in the bedroom and did you
bring your checkbook ?